Don’t Get Cold Blooded: The MRDR Murder of Comfort Hoodie

Flock together in warmth and style with the MRDR Murder of Comfort Hoodie. This unisex zip-up isn’t just for keeping you cozy, it’s a statement piece for any murder of crows (or, ahem, group of friends) on the go.
Built for Maximum Cawfort:
Soft Fleece, Inside and Out: This hoodie feels like you’re being hugged by a thousand tiny crows (in the best way possible).
Sturdy Metal Zipper: No flimsy closures here. This zipper will withstand even the most enthusiastic scavenging for snacks.
Murder-Sized Pockets: Keep your loot (or phone, keys, etc.) close with these spacious front pockets. Plenty of room for all your murder… er, daily essentials.
Customizable Comfort: The adjustable hood and comfy drawstring let you personalize your level of crow-olation (isolation).
Built to Last: Double-needle stitching throughout means this hoodie can handle whatever mayhem you throw at it.
**Because sometimes, you just gotta stay warm while you plot your next move.
Material Mayhem:
50% Cotton, 50% Polyester: A blend worthy of the most discerning crow.
Soft Fleece Fabric: Because comfort is key to peak murder… er, productivity.
Air-Jet Spun Yarn: Reduces pilling, so your hoodie stays looking sharp, even after countless washes.
Blank Products Sourced from Honduras and El Salvador: Just like crows, we migrate for the good stuff.
Snag your MRDR Murder of Comfort Hoodie today and join the flock!

No Stockpiling Here: We Craft Each MRDR Masterpiece Just for You!

Unlike those mass-produced murder… er, merchandise factories, we at MRDR believe in quality over quantity. That’s why every item is meticulously crafted just for you, once you place your order. This might mean waiting a little longer for your glorious loot, but hey, good things come to those who crow!